Dads share favorite ‘dad jokes’ for Father’s Day

In 1966, President Lyndon B. Johnson issued the first presidential proclamation honoring fathers, designating the third Sunday in June as Father's Day.

LA CROSSE (WKBT) – Father’s Day is giving people across the area a chance to honor paternal influences in our lives.

And while dad might be enjoying a new tie or a day on the golf course, plenty of them love a good “dad joke”.

News 8 Now asked some dads for their best knee slappers.

“How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One.”

“Someone just called my phone and sneezed and then hung up. I’m really tired of these cold calls.”

“What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!”

“If an orange is an orange and a banana is yellow, why isn’t the banana yellow, like the orange?”

“What did the angry pepper do? He got jalapeno face.”

“Two nuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.”

“Why does a pterodactyl not say anything when using the bathroom? Because the p is silent.”

“Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have any guts.”

“Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk.”

Happy Father’s Day to all dads!

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