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Ulysses Corwin Nevermissashot -- yes, that's his real name -- was arrested Tuesday in connection with an armed bank robbery in Washington last fall, according to the Peninsula Daily News.
No shots were fired, but Nevermissashot fled with an undisclosed amount of cash, UPI reported.
Police said they found a smoldering hand-rolled cigarette near the bank with his DNA, and his fingerprints on a black plastic bag he dropped at the scene.
The 26-year-old has pleaded not guilty to first-degree robbery charges.
According to UPI, he pleaded guilty to domestic violence and third-degree assault in 2007, and was convicted of third-degree assault in 2004.