As you NBA fans may have noted, James already has one title under his belt with the Miami Heat and he's currently in the finals playing for number two.
The Cavs? Still waiting.
I'll tweet you, babe
OK, Cher, we get it. Donald Trump rubs a lot of people the wrong way.
From the tone-deaf self-promotion to the strident political views, Mr. Apprentice has mixed it up with everyone from irreverent sports blog Deadspin to CNN's own Wolf Blitzer.
So when the pop-music icon caught on to an effort to boycott Trump's line of neckties, she was so worked up she had to do it in all-caps.
"I'll NEVER GO TO MACY'S AGAIN! I didn't know they sold Donald Trump's Line! If they don't care that they sell products from a LOUDMOUTH," Cher wrote on Twitter.
Then: "RACIST CRETIN,WHO'D LIE LIKE 'HIS RUG' TO GET SOME CHEAP PRESS! I CANT BELIEVE MACY'S THINKS HE'S THE RIGHT 'MAN' 2 REPRESENT THEIR NAME!"
Say what you will about The Donald. At least he didn't resort to all-caps in his response.
"@cher should spend more time focusing on her family and dying career!" Trump wrote.
We didn't say it was classy. Just that it wasn't in all-caps.
Drunk Hulk Is drunk
OK, we didn't say they were the worst all-caps rants. Just the top ones.
And it's hard to top an enormous green rage monster who has knocked back a few too many.
Twitter's Drunk Hulk, one of our favorite parody accounts, tweets sort of exactly like you'd imagine a witty, pre-intervention Hulk would tackle the topics of the day.
On government surveillance: "IT GREAT GOVERNMENT RECORD EVERY PHONE CALL! NOW DRUNK HULK FIND OUT WHAT WAS SAID WHEN DRUNK HULK CALL YOU LAST NIGHT!"
On really sad fantasy epics: "GAME OF THRONES! GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DONE!"
On a Billy Joel classic: "IF YOU SEE MAN MAKING LOVE TO TONIC AND GIN AT BAR! NO SING SONG ABOUT IT! CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY!"
His whole Twitter feed is an all-caps rant. And we're not going to tell him to stop, are you?
What did we miss? Let us know about some of your favorite rants in the comments.